Thursday, May 27, 2010

Cooking


Cooking show is the most exciting show ever, at least to me it is...hehehe apart from eating.

sape la yang baik hati nak cook for me the way that i want them too?...jadi kena la tengok cooking show. hehehehe

kat AFC ade satu program masak (duh!...hahahaha) yang buat aku tertanye2...

who in the right mind would wear a two piece in front of the frying pan??????? (ok guys...hold your pants just yet hahahahaha im not gonna give away the name of the program)

ok ok...i know that sex sales...eh,tp be realistic sket la...blh tahan ke pakai two piece while goreng ikan keli (for example je hahahhaa)...pakai tutup periok pon belom tentu boleh jadi shield! hahaha

i wouldn't be tertanye2, kalau die masak without using any cooking oil ataupon die gi sumbat semua dalam microwave ataupon masak air jerrrr...this would seem plausible.
hahahaha

what if i was to wear a two piece while masak ikan siakap tiga rase kat dapur rumah??? huh??? ......i know......seisi rumah tak lalu makan kot!!! hahahaha

satu lagi program masak2, on AFC jugak...masakan kampung with style hehehe ICIP2...penah dengar tak? pegi la tgk! pegi la tgk!...

pompuan tu sumpah manje time masak hahahaha mule-mule tu aku ingat die buat-buat, pastu terfikir jugak aku nak buat-buat sepanjang program agak meletihkan jgk hahaha but still, die still buat aku tertanye-tanye...



**ok, tibe tibe rase nak makan kerabu mangge johnny's....ergh...wuts with my appetite lately nie...**

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Ringing Tone

im not a fan of phones...landline nor cellular kuahkuahkuah...

when it rings...my eyes suddenly pop! not pecah tp pops out k!

kalau nombor tak kenal, memang haram aku nak mengangkat...langsung tak concern kan aku nie? hahahaha

macam la aku ni ade "fan club", kena layan fans 24/7 hahahahaha

tapi bile aku call...tolong la angkat!!! hahahahahaha

Ah...bosan la! hahahahaha


tibe2 nak rase caremel cream hahahaha ape motip gmbr ni pon tak tau...

Passion

Bile kite tengok drama melayu yang pakai kot satu sut berbagai, yang semuanya ala-ala business man ataupon datuk-datuk muda tu (tau tak malaysia ni panas, musimnya hanya ade dua...kemarau & tengkujuh...weh,betol ke?...sungguh tak praktikal dalam banjir mahupon di terik matahari...hahaha) menentukan career path tuk anak-anak...tp anak-anak tanak...pastu anak-anak nak carik keje sendiri...pastu gadoh dengan ayah & mak tersepit kat tengah-tengah...pastu putus sedara...mak nangis...and then sambung sedara balik...pastu...pastu...pastu... Waaaaa, ini sudah dramatik hahahaha

semua orang yang tengok cite (termasok aku) mula la berkata...

"Keje jelah dengan ayah tu, senang giler takyah nak berpeloh2 cari keje....haiyoyo...itu pon susah ke...????"


konsep yang aku nak ketengahkan disini adalah...AKU PAHAM PERASAAN ANAK TUUUUU!!!


bile difikirkan balik...kalau dah tak minat, memang tanak berkecimpung kat situ, pastu bile tak perform, kena marah dengan ayah, padahal anak memang tak minat dari dulu. passion beb! passion takde...buat keje pon ala-ala kadar, sah sah la kena tiaw sbb tak bersungguh2 buat keje...last2 rase macam nak jadi ostrich (sumbat kepala dalam tanah je dengan teriakan "jangan la pakse2!!!") huhuhu....waaaaaa, dramatik lagi!

Boleh psycho beb! hahaha atau migraine! atau mane2 yg lebih kronik...hahaha

macam mane pulak dengan parents tak amik tau langsung?

"Tak kesah la ko nak jadi ape, asalkan jadi orang...jangan jadi berok sudah nak oi.."

HUH? Membantu tak??? hahahahaha

Macam mane pulak yang tau kritik je?

"Ko yang tak bersungguh carik keje...takat seratus tu tak cukup, kurang kurang pon 167 applications..."

HUH? Masih membantu tak??? hahahahaha

Kes-kes macam nie boleh buat derang jadi "manusia kurang kasih sayang" mase tue nanti...


Theres this boy, which just finished his pre-U...hendak bertanya sepatah dua (ini ayat die dalam mesej OK!!!!) kat aku...

suspens siot ayat die tu, membuatkan aku membalas "...tentang ape tu ye?..." dengan penoh musykil & berat hati...hahaha

"Telepon bolehkah?..." jawabnya....

Wehhhh seram!!!...lagi musykil & berat hati!!! Aku tetap nak mesej je...

Woh...rupenye die nak tau which of the two courses yang sesuai tuk die pilih kalau die dapat any IPT...huh,buat aku suspens je la budak nie.

Aku pon yo yo o la bagi contoh yang seimbang for both the courses sambil nasihat die tuk die pilih yang die minat...last2 die ikot kawan hahaha hampehs betol la...tp still dalam bidang yang die minat tu lah...but stillllll....aku dah yo yo o tau tak..hahaha

Go for the things that you have your passion for...mudah nak senyum sket hehehe bertambah manis tau...hehehe

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Shrink

AZZA: i feel a lil depressed...*sigh*...

SHRINK: Ermmmm...so how do you feel about that?...

AZZA: EH?...


Dont get me wrong, im not seeing any shrink right now.

Cume nak point out that...When youre sad & down, you just need the right person that you can go to...klu ade orang macam shrink ni, memang aku takan cerita lagi la...aku rase macam aku syok sendiri je hehehe

Kalau fikir all things at once nie, macam nie la jadi nye...aku jadi weng kejap. tunggu mase je...

tunggu mase tuk ape?!...jangan nak pikir bukan2 ok...

tunggu mase tuk burst out la hahahaha

Friday, May 14, 2010

Gone Missing

Hey...

Where is i gone to? you guys is miss me already? (perasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan)

I forgot that i even had a blog? huhuhuhu

Ntah la, aku pon tak tau aku gi mane selame nie.

Seriously, i dont hang out a lot with my hp-lappy now a days, sorry hp-lappy. im back to my old self again (maybe) which is "orang purba yang refuse to use technology", i except the technology but a lil light headed to use it hehehehe (its sooooo opposite my background)

so what has you guys been up to?

Mu ade nengok badminton tak lately?

Aku hampir heart attack i tell you. perasaan bercampur gaul, tetapi berbaur hambar in the end. Sape yg blh kalahkan LinDan? tolong bgtau? sume taktik die tau,agak terkedu la jgk.

Nape aku rase words aku dalam entry nie agak all over the place? Owh, mungkin perasaan aku pon agak all over the place kot.

Lately i went to open up an account at this one particular bank, i opened up two accounts actually sekali gus. so this gurl assisted me as soon as i stepped in.

i went and fill up the two forms and some more forms and some more cards which needs about a hundred of my signature. (cantek sangat signature aku deh hahahaha)

then i was taken to a guy that was sitting behind the counter, so that all my details are updated in the system (duh).

me there against the marble counter, minding my own business & would buzz out the second he keyed everything in the system...

even though im minding my own business & the gurl was talking to the guy in another language...eh i still can sense the aura aura la...

even though i dont understand a word, tp perlu ke buat gesture yg i could figure out.

contoh2 yg aku dpt teka dr gesture derang adalah:

1. eh nape sampai due form.
2. duit ni tuk ape? yang duit satu lagi ni tuk ape?
3. eh sekarang punye rate berapa? confirm ke nilai nie?


Whatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt?????? (refleks dalam hati)

This is money we're talking about here, kenalah buat-buat profesional depan customer walaupon memang tak tau menahu a thing pasal borang yang aku baru isi tu.

Tak elok buat aku gelabah tak tentu pasal kat counter tu ok...ish!

They told me to sit down, so i sat. disebabkan aku meluahkan perasaan kepada orang2 yang mengikot aku, aku dah cool down sket. Sket lagi aku nak tegor pekerja2 bank tu, bukan tengking ok, tegor je! Sore aku memang takde pitching tuk tengking sebenarnye....

Owh lupe nak bgtau, sebelum die suruh aku duduk, boleh tak that guy complain sambil borak-borak dgn that gurl..."tak payah la masok lagi, aku lapar nie, kacau time makan aku je"...

Weh...you dont say things like that in front of the customer (ME) even though you dah meluat nak layan the next customer...cite kat bawah meja je lah!

Erghhh....

it took longer than it takes to open up my account than normally i do at other banks.

selepas die dah bagi semua slip/statements/customer copy what so ever tu...aku pon keluar dari situ...dah setel dah kan...

Oooops wait! time aku nak kuar tu lah, die panggil tuk sign....

Hmmmm....so kesimpulannya, aku anggap orang tu pekerja baru kat situ walaupon cara die berborak dengan kawan-kawan macam dah lame kenal!