This Coming Weekend

Bile kite berkawan & bermesra dengan sesiape sahaja, kite for sure jumpe orang bermacam-macam ragam. Kesimpulannye, elok ke kalau aku tanak galakan diri untuk bermesra dengan orang sangat? Hahaha of coz aku tau jawapan kepada soalan tu kan...so takyah jawab!

Eh, awal-awal lagi dah buat kesimpulan nie ape cite? hahaha Chop, ade student bagitau aku...selain dari perkataan "kesimpulannya" di dalam kearangan, sekali sekala gunalah "tuntasnye" pulak...waaah, zaman kanak-kanak sekaraaaaaang....tak hingat!

Aku tengah bertungkus lumus dengan students bersama cikgu gile-gile santai nak menjayakan hari PESTA LABU LABU atau secara inggerisnye...Halloween hahaha

Aku bertukar jadi Spiderman & satu Spiderweb dah pon siap aku anyam! hahaha please jangan imagine, tapi aku duk tertonggeng-tonggeng dari pagi sampai tengahari nak siapkan anyaman web aku tu! nasib baik lah cikgu gile gile santai tak sempat nak sabotaj aku...konon-kononnye nak tangkap aksi tonggeng aku & lekat kat FB, buat pelaris....what on earth la kan?hahahaha sebab tu lah aku panggil derang "gile-gile santai".

Jap...sebenarnye aku takde tujuan buat artikel nie, macam takde kesinambungan dari intro sampai ke tengah kan? hahaha whatevah...but juz stick with me pleaseeeeeee.......

We spiders weaving our webs....ngeh ngeh ngeh

We're gonna stick this up on our plain white walls...& i'll be tonggeng-tonggeng lagi this weekend for some more spooky webs....

Judged by Stuffs You Have?

A wealthy & wise man that i met last week.

Had tons of financiall advise, anything that he could give, he gave.

Modest & humble yet has 5 or 6 source of income, which i highly believe that he IS a MILLIONAIRE.

I think that blackberry he has, if he isnt force to or have to...he wouldnt bought it in the first place. I bet he'll stick to his triple one zero Nokia. Aku petik je nombor siri fon tu, aku rase lebey kurang je dengan fon die tu hahaha

He could have anything he liked...a thousand dollar suit, a feast fit for a king, travel the world in 80days, a sport car that could accelerate 10km per sec...

I dunno about the suit...but what he told me, he drives a tip top third hand proton saga...ASTONISHING!

That makes me love my dear lil kancil even more! hahaha

He could choose anything in the world but he chose that. I damn well appreciate people like him.

When hanging out with the typicalsssssss which keep repeating that you SHOULD show off what you have, well i cant deny it, it does make me sick. Coz if you dont, you may get a higher chance to get labeled! feeling "pegi lah mampos" pon ade jugak...hahaha

suke sulit sulitkan kepale otak aku je orang macamnie lah...

Miss Call

Dont you hate it when you get a miss call from some number you havent seen before?

OK OK...

Maybe its juz me...sebab aku tak cukup teknologi. aku tak suke telepon...

So sebenarnye aku kena rephrase balik ah ayat tadi...

AKU hate it when i get a miss call from some number that i've never seen before.

HAHAHAHAHA...puas hati???


Nak nak pulak, miss call tu pukul 1:30 am....what the?

Nak gayut dengan aku tengah tengah malam ker? Sonok ke gayut dengan aku tengah tengah malam? Boleh ke aku converse secare waras nanti? Ataupon miss miss nie sebab rindu ker?? hahahahaha Apsal aku nak carik gadoh punye stail nie?

Usually i dont bother, tapi bile pikir and pikir balik, kena la tanye siape sebenarnye kan...

Straight forward jer aku tanye..."Sape nie?" or "Who's this?" (dengan nada garang...bile aku type, aku rase aku garang...tapi bile dah send, aku pikir balik, takan la orang tu baca dengan intonasi macam aku jugak kan? hahaha...)

Hmmm....aku nie banyak pikir lak kan?

Well...back to the story...aku send mesej pendek macam tu nak tau siape sebenarnye...

But...i DO NOT like the anticipation in waiting for the reply...FUUH! memang tak suke! suspens beb!

The reply i got..."Sorry, wrong number.."


HUH!....Tak berbaloi betol aku bersuspens!


**yang aku nak suspens in the first place tu kenape????hahaha

Dont be a cry baby...

Aku duduk & memberi senyuman menawan.

Die selak lengan baju aku sambil senyum & menenangkan aku.

Aku pandang je tempat die pegang tangan aku, dengan hati yang dab dub dab dub.

Aku ingat aku kuat...aku tanak pandang tempat lain, aku tanak! aku rase aku kuat!

Huwaaaaaa JARUUUUUUM!!!

Tibe-tibe aku tengok sijil doktor lekat kat dinding! hahaha

Aku sangka aku dah kuat! hahaha Sangkaal meleset!


**nak tunggu result lak buat aku dub dab dub dab nie...

Sebab tulah aku tanak pegi visit....! Sebab tulahhhhhh.......

I know that im cruel, i know that i may be heartless...but all that is for a reason HAHAHAHA boleh ke pakai konsep nie??? jahat bersebab??!! hahahaha

Semalam aku pegi jenguk member yang baru bersalin baby dah sebulan dah...i have noooooooooo plans what so ever untuk menjenguk (jahat kan????)...but another fren of mine tibe-tibe ajak coz kami dah alang-alang kat luar rumah, so might as well tengok baby tu kejap.

OK lah...wutevah!

Balik dari rumah die................

AKU GILER MEROYAN !!!

SAPE YANG BERANAK SEBENARNYE? AKU KE DIE?

JADI? KENAPA AKU PULAK YANG MEROYAN???

Aku rase macam jahitan kat celah kangkang nak terburai...eh, ape kena mengena dengan aku pulak kan?

AKU EMO! AKU NANGIS! AKU EMO! AKU CRY! AKU EMO! <--- TAK MEROYAN KE NAMENYE?

Hahahaha kalau aku dah kawen boleh la act macam ni kan...

Nasib baik aku ade people that loves me tolong tenangkan orang gile macam aku ni ha...at least i had a good night sleep. hahaha

TAPI!...aku dah tanak tau pasal orang jahit2 & teran2 tu k...

Sebab tulah aku tanak pegi visit in the first place!


**my mum use to say that give birth feels like u have a saket perot nak buang air besar....sorry ma,i dun trust u on this! hahahaha**

Use "F" & "J"

Every time i start typing...automatically my fingers are at the place their suppose to be...& normally i dont look at the keyboards...i juz type!

Bukan nak tunjuk bagos,tapi memang my mum suruh i biasakan tangan tu sejak kecik lagi (ala-ala typist 60wpm huhuhu)...type slow pon takpe, asalkan fingers tu kat huruf yang betol, thats what she use to say.

So...pas type....i enter....
Lepas type....i enter....
Lepas type jer....i enter jer...


"eg hin jyar tgus weejbebd hin!"

Ni allignment lari sikit....maksud sebenar:

"eh jom kuar this weekend jom!"

and yes...my fren tak paham a **&^#!^#!@ word i wrote (referring to wut she said)....hehehe typo! typo! typing error! hahaha

ade sorang my fren pulak silap menggunakan due jarinye....

"afafafafafafafa" which actually means "ahahahahahahaha"

lawak tak??? sejak dr tu kitorg gelak secare "afafafafafafafafa"


Tip of the day...i use an indicator setiap kali i letak jari....the indicator is huruf "F" and huruf "J"

Perasan tak macam braille kat huruf2 tu? hehehe kalau due2 jari telunjuk i ade kat situ, it means that im safe! hehehe

selamat mencube! (ade tak macam doktor phsychology?)

Need a boost...eh bkn boost yg tu...i mean "a lift" hahaha

Demotivated & demoralized...


and comes along this lil misfit...


and this wut i get...when i looked at my screen...















i got the whole cast of star wars in my own bedroom!

should i have a straight face on? or should i juz bluahahahahahahaha??

Carik direction...

Bile nampak police traffic yang sedang leka menyaman kerete-kerete parking kat yellow line...terdetik tuk bertanya direction kat die...

Penat la aku pusing-pusing situ tapi tak jumpe-jumpe jugak...kalau aku buat muke terpinga-pinga nie memang tak penah nye anggun...

Buat U-turn parking kat kete yang die tengah saman tu, bawak map skali...

Aku: Encik, centre point kat mane ye? Tadi dah pegi depan sana tapi tak jumpe lah...

Polis: Ermm...ermmm...kena u-turn masok jalan besar sane tu,bukan kat jalan nie...

Aku: Errrk...bukan kat jalan nie ke? (aku agak musykil)

Polis: ...........(tenung je kat map tu)

Aku: (breaking the silence)...ade stadium kat area sini kan?

Polis: HAAAA....ade2....

Aku: Ok lah,terima kasih ye...



Last-last tu aku carik sendiri jer...hahahaha

If u fall in this criteria...pls send ur CV, remunerative award awaits u!----> ME!! hahaha

*anybody knows a guy that could understand me when i speak/swear/mengamok in english...

*with good looks wont hurt at all...

*burly is a plus...

*must be fun & funny...

*crazy (not those on medications)...


without hesitation, do pass him to me...!!!

Payah jugak mengukir kata-kata...

Nak carik idea buat lagu...

Aritu sambil nyanyi2 (syok sendri) dah dapat dah melodi tu sket....tp dah lupa!!! hahaha :))

Konon2 boleh ingat la klu tak tulis...

Hampeh tol komposer ala-ala wannabe nieh!

Orang cakap bende ni takleh pakse, die dtg sendri...betol la kot. So? bile die nak dtg? time dalam bilik air???

Aku masih sangkut dengan lagu ITU KAMU - ESTRANGED!!! itu demo? itu hang? hang ka tu?

Say hi to the drummer! Hot Stuff!


*skrg aku dah tak nyanyi sorg2 kuat2 dlm bilik...sbb aritu ayah aku terkejut berok dalam tengah berbual dgn mak akuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! wahahahahahahaha sorry paaaaaaaaaa!!!