Tika di Perlis

Went to Perlis for four days with the whole family. Didnt do much.

Baru je sehat dari demam nie, & takde cite sangat tuk merepek hehehe

So hanya mampu suruh tengok gambar je ek...hehehehe alah, terima jelah.

PERLIS

Rumah2 derang tinggi2 ek, slalu banjir nie. tp cantek sgt...i loike rumah kampung. perlis ade jeti nak ke langkawi, itu la lautnye...

Mercu!...mercu tu ape? aku perasan kat mane2 je ade tulis Daulat Tuanku, mmg trademark perlis kot. Ok, berdasarkan tiang tu...hangpa suma nak pi mana?hangpa habaq mai, pi manila? bangkok? suma boleh!

PUTRA PALACE

We stayed at PutraPalace, ni entrance die. Sume staf speaking Perlis kaw2 punya! hehehe aku sukeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... Satu lagi, sume tempat name die ade letak "Putra"....memang daulat betol la derang nie.

The view from our room. The first day banyak lepak bilik & setakat duk dalam kete & pusing2 je.


SECOND DAY:
TAMAN ULAQ

Huhuhuhu....geli geliman dak?

Close up...tadi tak cukup close up lagi.

Lai lai lai lai....mane satu koleksi yang berminat? tengkuk lepak? kulit belang2? yang lembik? yang masih ade telor kat dalam perot??? nak mane satu?

tak sangka di taman ular ade beruk! sekor tu memang tak amik pot, sekor lagi trying to escape, sekor lagi bagi pose maut kat kitorg.

Otter tu serius comel, sore macam anak kucing, tapi bau die...mak aih, macam stokin ahahahah seriuslah...aku tak tipu tau.


THIRD DAY:
MUZIUM KOTA KAYANG

The mini structure versurs the real scale structure. same dak?

Entrance.

Lakonan semula bagaimana mengendalikan meriam & beca.

Banyak sangat yang ade kat sini. tapi tak larat aku nak upload satu2...paham2 la ek. tu Quran tulisan tangan, aku tengok mcm rupe printer je huhuhu cantek sgt tulisan. Ade kris mcm2 bentuk. Batu nisan yang ade ukiran basmallah & rupe bunga emas yang kite duk antar kat siam dulu.

Dont do this to me! Tekejut berok aku! Dalam gua tu tengah masak agaknye, yg sorg tu tengah hentam besi nak buat keris. Creeeeeepy dummies!

Mama,kawen nnt nak tepak sirih mcm nie....huhuhu

The path to Makam Almaryum Sultan.


GUA KELAM

uuuuu....aku suke lighting die hehehehe

pahatkan name anda & pasangan anda tuk disemadikan bersama2..poyo tak? Aku gayat!!! aku blh nampak air gunung lalu kat celah2 kayu2 jambatan nie...kaki kaku!!!


PADANG BESAR

Aku hanya membeli 2helai tshirt...sbb aku rase KL lagi murah huhuhuhu sumpah aku tak tipu! aku beli gak sebab nak buat souvinier la konon. mgkn sebab aku tak reti ckp siam, aku tak dapat la harga murah kan.

Pastu balik!!! hehehehe sonoknye nak dapat katil sendri dalam bilik sendri....HOME SWEET HOME!

Bye Bye Perlis...Tapi seafood die agak sedap!!! Terngiang2 aku....terliuq2 aku kat sini.

Dilema kah itu?

WAAAAAAAAAA.....


TAJUK TERBARU....:


''DILEMA PUNGGUNG BESAR''...


BEST TAK TAJUK NIE???...


aku nak bagitau, aku tengok program yang membincangkan tajuk punggung baru- baru nie hahahaha tak lain dan tak bukan kalau tak WanitaHariIni...


What a topic man!


Orang punggung besar nie di persimpangan dilema ke? aku tak bersetuju betol dengan tajuk nie! Adik aku cakap, aku tak bersetuju sebab aku terase...hahahaha aku tak terase OK! sebab aku takde punggung!!! hahahahaha cari gadoh betol la adik aku tu hahaha


Cube ubah kepada "Aset" or "Bergaya dengan aset besar"...kan sedap tu ahahahahaha


Satu lagi contoh..."Halimah Jongang"? "Fatimah Juling"?.... EH EH EH Ape nie?


Aku takde terase, sebab aku tak jongang n aku tak juling...cume tak berape manis dibuat tajuk cite. Lagu die pulak, i can hear it all over the place...


Rosak rosak...hahahaha

Define the big "L"

Jari telunjuk di vertical kan & ibu jari di horizontal kan...

What do you get?........"LOOOOOOOOSER"...(say it with an attitude hahahaha)

How does one define someone as a looser?


1. i met a guy who plays online games all day...is he a looser?

2. i met another guy who watch movies every single day after work...is he a looser?

3. someone who is a couch potato...looser huh?

4. someone who wheres enormous glasses that is way bigger than his head...looser ke?

5. someone that doesnt have a friend...hmmm looser ek?

6. someone who signed up for the school club...GLEE? hehehehe


Boleh ke one being a looser and one can still be happy? ahahahaha what a question!


Self definition -

I dont consider all the above as loosers, loosers are people who complains that their life is such looser-like hahahaha

complaining and complaining and complaining that they arent anywhere near to happy, work is miserable, duduk diam-diam kat rumah lagi rase miserable, when meeting friends all they talk about how miserable their daily life are, jumpe pasangan pon mungkin ckp pasangan tu miserable jugak...

HAH! Penat nye! hahahaha


Jadi, stop complaining and enjoy more! tak kesah la kalau kite suke main game sampai sekang mate dengan mancis ke, tak kesah la kalau kite suke tengok movie sampai merah bijik mate ke, tak kesah la nak jadi full time couch potato...as long as youre not complaining and enjoying every bit of it...

so please dont label me if i DO like GLEE hahahahaha....

Head Heels

Aku tunggu die kat kaki tangga rumah aku...


Hahahahahaha....


Duk kat tangga hanya droooooool....over him!!!:







*bkn yang tu,yang satu lagi tau,.....

Gambar Malu...

Lately, i came across i mean, i went and dug out some of my old clothes...

And, i manage to bump into my favorite trousers hehehehe my black corduroy!

And...seluar itu telah mengimbas kenangan lampau...yang agak "terlampau" jugak la hahahaha

Cerita agak terlampau itu telah aku cerita kan dulu (link), jadinya aku hanya mahu meng"ilustrate" subjek itu dalam entry ini.

Sile la tengok....hehehehe

Rancangan khusus untuk perempuan....

I dont follow the womens program that much...

Ermmm what do you call them anyways?...

I mean WanitaHariIni or Nona or any of those kinds...

There are some reasons why i dont follow them that much...

This week they tell us (i guess 'us' is referring to women hehehe) on how to keep ourselves pretty, beautiful and fit...

Next week they tell us the same thing, using some more beauty products...

Next next week they tell us moreeeee on the same issue using moreeeee different products...

And now we're beautiful enough (i supposed....)...

After a month of babbling on and on and on about that, they tell us again on how to be even MORE pretty, even MORE beautiful and even MORE fit...

OK...Now tell me...

Bile mase nye, they tell us to ''bersyukur''? hahahaha tak pernah kan?


Another thing, what i noticed...they show beautiful grand massive weddings. I really like looking at weddings, i dunno why but maybe its because its a time of celebrating happiness.

The thing is, they always describe the ceremony as "...dengan menggunakan kain chiffon digunakan menghiasi pelamin yang mengekalkan konsep ringkas tapi tampak anggun..."

RINGKAS???

Again, RINGKAS???

Are you kidding me? Ringkas kah itu? The wedding expenditure nearly reached up to a million...please dont tell me its just "ringkas" hahahahaha I got eyes, alhamdulillah i still can see well enough.

So, aku buat ape je? aku layan romantic comedy movies lagi bes! hehehehe 50 First Dates Pleassssseeeeeee hehehehehe

Double Trouble

Dont worry, im not looking for any trouble rite now...

But maybe i would try to attend one...

EVENT: DOUBLE TROUBLE CONCERT by SEARCH & WINGS

DATE: 1st MAY 2010

VENUE: INDOOR ARENA, EQUASTRIAN & COUNTRY RESORT, MOUNT KIARA

PRICE: RM70

*see you there! thats if im going huhuhuhu

Gurls & Their "Fatty Fatty Bum Bum" Issue

i dunno why gurls are sooooooooo caught up, soooooooo obsessed with their curves! why not the guys huh???

So gurls are most likely synonym with fat issues! Period! No doubt about it!

Kalau laki yang terlebih curve tu macam mane? Ade je yang cakap derang tu sexy kan? Hahahaha Nak nak lagi, yang forever berpeloh tu...sexy tak? huhuhuhu (tanak bayangkan pls hahahaha jahat nye mulut akuuuuuu)

Confession:

Aku termasok dalam the category gurls that is concern about a gurls curve (i meant, my curve...)...tapi aku lain sket...

Sekarang aku rase heavy (instead of fat)...(ini ayat nak sedapkan hati sendri ke?)

Aku cakap betol nie, kalau dah rase heavy, teros rase fat la kan??? Kahkahkahkahkah

What the hell am i talking about?

Im making an entry not because i want SYMPATHETIC CONSOLATION tau hahaha kenape aku perasan ade orang nak sedapkan hati aku? hahaha Aku menulis hanye sebab nak take it off my shoulders...

To tell you the truth i dont feel good or comfortable rite now, so im not taking any meals after 6pm. I dunno what it'll do to me physically, but at least ia boleh sedapkan hati sket la hahahahaha No point rite???

Im not on diet coz if i realize that im on diet, i'll EAT MORE! hahahaha what a freak!

so i juz take more liquid...

what i've been noticed is...i'll sleep early every nite since, so then i could get up early in the morning...anddddd in the morning, making Number2 have never been easier kahkahkahkah perlu kerrrrr???...the important thing is that i dont feel like a bloated balloon!

Am i trying to get skinny like a stick??? OH NO WAY!

I lurve curves! if i was a guy...i go for gurls who have massive curves hahahaha and therefore, ill stick to curves & not skinny stick hahahaha....

When One of Your BFF got proposed to...

~When one of my gurls got proposed to...I felt:

UNBELIEVABLY "JUMPING UP & DOWN" HAPPY

omaigosh omaigosh omaigosh...my gurl is getting married, my gurl is getting married (singing like the merry-go-round song)


~When one of my gurls got proposed to...I felt:

DEPRESSINGLY HEARTBROKEN

Now, who am i gonna hang-out with?!!!
Its not fair!!!
He's gonna have you ALLLLLLL for himself!!!
That &*$%#@&*^$!


~When one of my gurls got proposed to...I felt:

FREAKINGLY MAAAAAD

For all the days I've been showing up &
for THAT PARTICULAR DAY, i made a NO SHOW???
What the...???




TO MY CHIPMUNK a.k.a CHIHUAHUA a.k.a TIKUS....

THIS ENTRY IS ESPECIALLY FOR YOU SAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!! (im crying)

I love you & apart from what i said in this entry, only heaven knows how much I'm happy for you. The first tears down my cheek, were of happy tears. Its just a matter of time for me to hug you in teary mode & do what i need to do before you're totally his hahaha!

JOM BACHELOR PARTY!!! HAHAHAHAHA JAHANAM KE SUGGESTION AKU TU???

How FB can influence your life dramatically...

Aku ade fb cume tak sexually active EH...cume tak facebookly active.

sebabnye?....

Aku mudah dan senang meluat dengan orang yang fesbuking nie...

Tolonglah wey! Aku masok sebab nak tengok BFF aku jerrrrrr....

Skali sume cite mak nenek die aku tau! Perlu kerrrrrr???

Kalau derg NORMAL ok lagi, kalau depresi all the time tu, kalau halusinasi all the time tu, kalau excited-tak-tentu pasal all the time tu....TAK terkecuali, psycho-psycho yang suke mencari dalam friend finder tu...NORMAL KAH ITU???

OKAY...WHATEVER!!! Bongok jugak aku, gi type email kat kotak login tu kan...

Jadinya...Aku terima seadanya & decided untuk menjenguk bile perlu je. Tutup mate kat page update....sumpah aku tak perlu tauuuuuuuuuuu!



Last week aku attended satu tahlil (schoolmate's mum passed away)...dah abis bace
Yaasiin...duk makan kejap sebelum balik, alang-alang makanan dah terhidang kan...huhuhu

Yang amazement nye, dalam pada makan tu...boleh pulak bergosip-gosip, tergedik-gedik kat situ sang sang Mean-Gurls nie...sambil rakus memakan sate!

Tak tau kenape, malam tu aku agak lembab & innocent...ape yang derang gosipkan sumenye aku pick-up slow, sampai kena marah la sebab tak faham-faham ape derang cite tu...hahahaha Aku kena sound sebab tak paham gosip! BOLEH TAK?!


"Status J"...
"Die tak dijemput kenduri kawen"...
"Kawen die tu mahal wey.."...


Wah! Sedap betol derang ngumpat nie, memang tak hengat orang-orang keliling dah! Disebabkan aku ade kat situ yang mendengar & memproses info...tak ke aku pon kena tempias kekejian mengumpat tu?...walaupon aku tak mengumpat!

Sumenye dapat dari mane? mane lagi kalau tak bukan fb yang diagung2kan sume orang tu...huh! Aku duk tanya la 10kali "ape itu status J?"...tak pasal-pasal kena sergah "Janda laaaaa...."....

WOH!!! Level aku belum tahap wartawan Terjah tu lah...memang takleh nak mashuuuuuk!

Nampak tak kesan fb terhadap naluri manusia nie, aku tak layan fb...adakah aku dikategorikan hidup zaman purba stok tembaga dulu kala?

Takpe...aku sanggup! hehehehe Meluat kan?!