Minah Kilang

Semasa aku berbual-bual kosong, tercetusnye satu statement yang buat aku berfikir jauh (sebab tak tau nak rasa ape or respons macam mane).

Obviously, statement tu bukan lah datang dari mulut aku. Kalau dari mulut aku, takan aku takleh respon ye dak?

Statement tu tercetus dari satu cerita tentang family tu nak start berniaga. Berniaga makanan, ala-ala kantin gitu. Mungkin prospek nye agak promising, sebab nye port berniaga tu betol-betol depan kilang. So kami pon mengatakan bahawa perniagaan tu akan bawak untung kepada family tersebut.


Mamat: Meniaga area kilang? Untung tu...


Aku: Ha'ah..ade opportunity baik, teruslah sambar.


Mamat: Kalau macam tu, layan minah kilang ah hari-hari.


Aku: Lebey kurang la...


Mamat: Minah-minah kilang, lawa-lawa tuuuuuuuuuuuu....


Aku: Owh yeke? Apsal jadi macamtu ek....


Mamat: Entah la...mungkin time sekolah yang lawa-lawa ni suke bergaya sangat sampai lupe nak belajar kot. Yang tak lawa ni sedar yang derang tak lawa, belajar la bersungguh-sungguh sampai la dapat kerja yang bagus-bagus.


Aku: hmmmmm...."berfikir secare mendalam"......








***Aku bukan minah kilang.....Sekian!***

Makcik owh Makcik

Lepas kerja, aku singgah McD sebelum ke klinik yang dekat situ jugak. Aku order Strawberry Milkshake & Apple Pie. Aku menikmati sorang-sorang je sambil membelek resit. Murah jugak milkshake ni ek, dah lame aku tak minum. Selalu order kat kedai lain, confirm RM10 secawan (berlagak tuuuuu...!)

Cerita ni bukan pasal McD sebenarnye.

Macam ni cerita sebenarnye: Cerita time aku nak tunggu giliran jumpe doktor. Nurse/Missy (tapi laki beb) kat situ memang dahsyat. Orang masok je teros duduk, dengan kelibat muke pesakit je die dah tau file mane nak ambil. Dahsyat tak dahsyat tu?! So aku bile masok je, teros duduk dan bace surat khabar Metro. Pandai-pandai die lah nak ambil file aku.

Aku pon teroskan berhibur dengan artikel-artikel Metro, bukan ape, kadang-kadang ayatnye tak semenggah mane membuatkan aku terhibur. Takdelah nak kutuk, tapi penggunaan ayat die tak sampai expectation aku (wow! selambenye aku!). Kire ok la tu kan, kalau nak bandingkan dengan Kosmo kat sebelah die.

Ok...cerita ni bukan pasal surat khabar sebenarnye!

Ade 5 pesakit lagi sebelum giliran aku, takpe...nak rushing-rushing buat ape. So dengan tenangnye aku menunggu.

Dalam pada tenang-tenang tu, tibe-tibe!
Ha tuuuuudia! Sorang makcik (bayangkan pemakaian macam makcik) dengan anak die terjah masok klinik!
Jangan lupe, terjah sambil membebel!
Die tak stop...die teroskan langkah kat pintu bilik doktor pastu ketukkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sampai ke sudah!

Nurse jantan tu keluar dari bilik sambil berkata kata:

Nurse: Makcik tunggu kejap...


Makcik: Makcik nak jumpe doktor ni...! Emergency! Emergency!


Nurse: Ye tau...duduk la dulu. Ade patient kat dalam...


Makcik: Kena tunggu jugak ke? Ni Emergency!


Nurse: Duduk la dulu! Takan saya nak heret patient tu keluar!


Makcik: Saya tanak jumpa patient.....!

Yooo Makcik! Ape kejadah la orang datang klinik nak jumpe patient? Hahahahaha

Watch This. You'll Definitely Share This

**smiles**

Matluthfi

Hes dem cute! And his dem funny! Hahahahaha

We think alike too! Ngeeeeeeee..............

Email Etiquette

At times, saying out loud in English is just simply easier rather than saying it in Malay. for example, bile nak marah je, speaking! nak marah je kite speaking! hahaha automatik beb!

Ade sebab-sebabnye bile melakukan sesuatu tu, bagi aku...bile marah dlm english ni lebih sopan bahasa nye haha KONON! tu aku je yg rasa kot!

Tapi tak lah semestinye, English tu penting time marah je. Time-time lain kena ambil kire jugak. Aku selalu stress kan kat adik-adik betapa penting nye English nie (agak-agak stress kah mereka?? hahaha)

Nak nak time kerja, email je semua dalam english. Bile nak reply je, mula lah aku karang essay setengah jam (yeke??). Tapi tak pernah pon ayat email tu dipraktikan dalam realiti, formal sangat!

Kalau nak tau yang bukan formal punye, please refer to the details below: (cewah! ayat email ni!)

Case: This email was sent to request quotation in the early morning at that particular day.

To: Andrea; Boon

Cc: A; Me; B.

Subject: Quotation Required

Good Morning Andrea and The Boon,

Bla bla bla bla bla....

Thank You!

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Formal tak??? hahahha Kisah benar nie!!! 

Lesson of the Day

A bit embarrassed to say it but... ....G-string while exercising is a big NO NO! Didnt thot that it would killing you softly...well no i know! Try gurls boxers even better! **fingers cross**

If You Cant Publish...Then Try This

I couldnt publish my post lately...and i thought its becoz i did some changes in the settings.

But actually its coz im using IE (i strongly believe that)...so i post my problem in the blog forum and this was the reply (damn useful):


1) If you use IE7/8 or IE9 try pressing the compatibility button (at the end of the address bar) when you're on your blog page.

2) Have you tried clearing your cache (http://www.wikihow.com/Clear-Your-Browser's-Cache)

3) Do you have the latest version of Adobe Flash (http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/?promoid=BUIGP)

4) Have you tried using the other editor either New/Old. (To revert back to the Old/New editor go to your Dashboard and click on Settings and then scroll down to the bottom of the page and select the Old/New editor)

5) Try resetting all your defaults. see screenshot. You do this from the Design, Edit HTML screen. (http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4683/ss20100614210729.png) Make a backup of your template first

6) If you are using IE7 try upgrading to IE8 or IE9. IE 7 is very buggy and insecure


p/s: im using Google Chrome..and im loving it!

3 Letter Word

Theres no words to express this song except for........:

........Wadehel???

Movie - The Mystery of the Old Road

Watching this movie is no accident...when bringing lil bros along...then this is what i get.

I was speechless from the middle to the end...the trailer seems cool...tapi honestly aku rase cite ni macam power rangers...haha Gi try test tengok!


p/s: look at my face...im not smiling...im serious.

Tanak Book Lagi Dah

Yes, it was emberassing.

Whatta clums nut i am!!!

Haahahaha to think about it, memang kelakar.

Bangun-bangun je aku angkat-angkat fon........huwaaaaaaaaa


"WHAT SHOULD I DOOOOOO......" - Me

"Why????" - Colleage

"IM LATEEEEEE.........." - Me

"What happened?" - Colleage


Pastu aku rasa aku mengecil...makin mengecil...haluuuussss.... duduk di bucu bilik,memandang ke lantai!!!

What should i dooo...what i should i dooo...Aku kalut...aku kalut wey....!


....sambungan nanti...nak siapkan keje sket!